quentinsucks: ive got a problem and its called older men
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me
eminem: grab your left nut, make your right one jealous!
crowd: what the actual FUCk... *leaves*
tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
classicajays: classicajays: So here it is everyone, the Steve Martin monologue that was a tribute to Gilda Radner. She had died that afternoon, the same day as the season finale. While Steve is presenting the “Dancing in the Dark” sketch (from the Steve Martin/Blues Brothers episode) he’s trying to hold back tears. This was just an unforgettable SNL moment that crushes your heart when you...
snazziest: I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
hokeyfright: it’s called the xbox one because it’s been one week since you looked at me cocked your head to the side and said i’m angry five days since you laughed at me saying get that together come back and see me three days since the living room i realized it’s all my fault but couldn’t tell you
pewdsdiepie: why is there no one in Doctor Who who needs more than 2 minutes to accept time travel is a thing
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
m-oonblaze: everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
memyselfandhate: iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again what
it started out with a click how did it end up like this
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: oh my God some kid from my old high school just took a cardboard cutout of Jennifer Lawrence to prom i’m dying