nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
Red keepin it real
My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.
why is this real
when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze
This one never gets old.