no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
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I can’t go back in there… It’s too weird!
You’re the one making itweird, Nick!
when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs
this is how you shut someone down. no swear words. nothing so extreme they can write it off. just something you KNOW they wont be able to shake off. It also helps to have a baritone-voiced plankton controlling your brain when you say it.
this is me
When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”
I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago
When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??